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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:15

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.